What do you call a gay drive by

The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?".

Did you know the Bible says being gay is fine, as long as you’re high? In Leviticus it says: “A man who lies with another man should be stoned.” What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up. RELATED: Hidden Rainbows: These Are The Midwest’s Most LGBTQ+ Friendly Cities In Conservative States.